She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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