we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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