I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Two words: blizzard sex
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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