im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You don't make any sense
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