he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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