I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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