I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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