This girl is more easily done than said...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
