I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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