seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
where does the pee come out of this thing
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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