I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
