shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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