Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
wow bdsm is so cute
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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