Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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