Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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