I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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