I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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