I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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