Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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