We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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