Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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