my soul wont recognize me after tonight
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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