I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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