Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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