he shaved USA in his pubs
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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