this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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