tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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