I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
How's work?
Spinning.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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