No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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