that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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