I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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