Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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