so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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