Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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