they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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