They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm like, not good at living.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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