yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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