I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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