i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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