Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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