i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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