But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He better not be in your backpack
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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