Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
