So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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