you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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