xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I'm always down for nudity.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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