We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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