You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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