O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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