Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize