is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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