She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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