is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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