i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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