I smell stomach acid.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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