I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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