We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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