I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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